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Anonymous asked: do you have any headcanons pertaining to haikyuu characters sending nudes though

kiseshintarou:

i am praying to every god that anyone has ever worshiped in thanks for this message

  • kuroo fucking LOVES sending nudes. he’ll send nudes to everyone. kuroo has some weird idea about friendship nudes and he doesnt even have to be romantically or sexually interested in the person he’s sending them to, sometimes he just thinks he looks good and wants his friends to know how good he looks. among those who have received kuroo’s nudes are tsukki, yaku, bokuto, yamamoto, daichi, kenma, fukunaga, and akaashi.
  • imagine for one second tsukishima convincing hinata that if he’s going to be in a REAL relationship he should send kenma nudes and hinata spends hours pacing in his room wondering whether or not to do it but eventually he takes a nude picture of himself and sends it to kenma and to his eternal mortification kenma calls him right after receiving the text and is like “wtf” and hinata has to explain the whole situation. tsukishima may or may not ever find out that this occurred but he laughs for eternity either way
  • rolling with kurotsukki, tsukishima has received his fair share of Kuroo Nudes and one day he actually sends one back in response and kuroo is [anime nosebleed]. kuroo sends a text in response to tsukki’s nude that just says “WOW” and tsukishima is like “if thats not what you were going for i wont do it again. sorry.” and kuroo nearly breaks the sound barrier with his thumbs typing out “NO NO NO THATS ABSOLUTELY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR YOU LOOK SO GOOD PLEASE SEND ME MORE IM BEGGING YOU”. and things sort of escalate from there. tsukishima gets really good at taking them and the captions he sends with them are always really succinct and really hot and every single time kuroo gets one he silently thanks god. somehow a competition starts where they see who can take a nude of themselves in the most ridiculous time/location like it starts with kuroo ducking out of class to go to the bathroom and take a picture of his junk to send to tsukki while they’re both in the middle of the school day (tsukishima gets the text in class with his phone sitting on his desk and glances down and sees the preview of the picture on his screen and slams a hand down over it to hide it and several people look at him), and the next day tsukishima makes sure he is the last person in the gym and takes a picture of himself naked on the volleyball court, etc. etc., and it ends with a picture of kuroo standing proudly with his hands on his hips, naked on the roof of nekoma high (he forced kenma to take the picture, kenma did it with his arm over his eyes so he wouldnt have to look at kuroo (though kuroo was like “come on you’ve seen it before is that really necessary”) and the picture isn’t even HOT it’s just ridiculous and tsukishima’s only response is “stop.”)
  • oikawa has a habit of sending nudes to iwaizumi and asking “is this a good picture of me??” for a second opinion before he sends the picture to the real intended target (whichever person that happens to be nowadays). it pisses iwaizumi off but he’s resigned to it now and just says “yeah” or “no because…” and puts up with it
  • surprisingly i don’t think tanaka and noya have ever sent each other nudes but i DO think they’ve seen each others dicks that’s for 100% sure
  • noya takes GREAT nudes they’re always very well-positioned and noya always has this look on his face in them like he’s enjoying himself immensely, noya considers his nudes to be a work of art and he cant share them with just ANYONE (but he is very proud of himself)
  • speaking of noya nudes, noya sends one to asahi and asahi makes the Huge Mistake of saving it to his phone (bc who wouldnt want to look at that later, am i right) and forgets to delete it before he’s showing daichi pictures of something else and accidentally swipes too far and shows him the picture of noya completely by accident and daichi is -_- and asahi wants to fucking die like if he could dissolve into nothingness at this moment he absolutely would and daichi is like “well then. congratulations, i guess?” and asahi is just like “IM SORRY………………”
  • haiba lev trying his level best to take a good nude and he finally takes one that he’s satisfied with and sends it to yaku and yaku is like “i appreciate the effort but how about we don’t do this” and lev is like oh………. sorry……………………….. and he’s so put out that yaku is like “ugh fine” and takes this nude picture of himself where he’s like biting his lip and looking away from the camera and it looks like something out of a gravure magazine and lev is just !!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s SO happy
  • bokuto likes sending nudes but he usually doesnt do it unsolicited, he feels weird about randomly sending someone a nude picture of himself, but if someone sends him one first bokuto will reply with one of his own in a fucking heartbeat. the Kuroo Nudes are a major problem for bokuto bc bokuto feels like he’s running out of original positions for his own nudes and it stresses him out trying to come up with new ones to respond with
  • tanaka saeko has sent some nudes in her day but only to people she was dating at the time
  • imagine kageyama taking a nude. i did and i have complicated feelings and none of them are positive. first of all he wouldnt understand the concept of what a nude is and why you would take one and who you would send it to, and then IF he got past all that every time he would try to take a picture of himself he would just look really unattractive like he’s frowning hardcore bc he’s trying to concentrate or he’s got this look on his face like he’s going to throw up bc he’s really nervous and confused about the whole ordeal, so he decides to take a picture from the neck down but he looks at it afterwards and decides it’s too weird and it doesnt even look like HIM once his face is out of the picture so he just deletes all his attempts and lies down on his bed soaking in his own awkwardness
  • yamaguchi takes nudes but never sends them to anyone. it’s a self-esteem thing. and it makes him feel really good about himself when he manages to take one he likes and he’ll look at them for a while before he deletes them to sort of reassure himself that it’s possible for people to find him attractive and just because he doesnt have someone to send this sort of thing to right now doesnt mean he never will and someday someone is going to like him he just has to be patient
  • kenma never takes nudes bc he thinks it’s tacky so when he gets them from kuroo he’s just like “not this shit again” and when he gets one from hinata (as previously discussed) hes like “NO SHOUYOU NOT YOU TOO”

athomewithlana:

athomewithlana:

jykinturah:

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

Every time I watch this video, I am awed by the strange unshakable calm that the bird seems to portray, even turning it’s head slightly as to idly survey the perpetrator pressing their finger against their slight, frail, body.

Perhaps this bird understands truly what it means… to do it for the vine.

It tilts it’s head like “okay whatever I’ll go with it”

i just spent like half an hour going through my videos to find this

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theballadofmrslovett:

Johnny Depp testing out his”new” hands

We gave [Johnny] his scissors a while before shooting and…well, I think some of those scars on his face were actually real by the time we started shooting. It became apparent very quickly what happens when you have hands like that.
— Tim Burton

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element-of-change:

avatarparallels:

Sokka once had a sexist attitude (The Water Tribe were traditional with gender roles because it was “the natural order of things”) but after being humbled by Suki and her fellow Kyoshi Warriors, he began to see women as equals and developed a newfound respect for them. 

A++++ Character Development

 OH MAN I CAN GO ON AND ON WITH THIS ONE    # but this is my favorite character arc    # the first five minutes of this show already mentioned the word ‘sexist’    # I knew it was going to be special    # and its a girl calling out her brother that he’s an idiot    # his sexism stems from ignorance    # and the viewers get to understand WHY he was sexist    # he grew up in a environment where the men were warriors    # but he never (and the series never showed) female water tribe warriors    # his father entrusted him to look after the tribe and his sister    # he doesn’t think men are better than women    #but rather he believed there are certain things women at good at (feminine activities like sewing and men are good at (masculine activities    # imagine katara had to go put up with this bullshit    # she calls him out but does he listen? no    # because he’s stubborn and people tend to not listen to their family members    # so he needed someone very special to smack that sexism out his system    # Suki made him a better person    # after being outmatched by this superior warrior    # he HUMBLES himself and took his humiliation an opportunity to learn from someone who is clearly more skilled    # and then he APOLOGIZES his behavior    # again Suki teaches him another lesson when he said ‘I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior’

Yeah I mean I couldn’t agree more when it comes to this…that the WORD “SEXIST” APPEARS IN THIS SHOW AT ALL let alone in THE FIRST MINUTE of in-narrative dialogue is exceptional.

I firmly believe that Katara’s instant, prodigious mastery of Waterbending reaffirms this development, as does Sokka’s unerring friendship with the incomparable Toph Beifong.

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demiboyenjolras:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out abou tit

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

(via hummingbirdseverywhere)

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

(via fadeintocase)

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

(via nishinoyayuuu)

glasworks:

Today I encouraged my shop drawing group to draw more chubby ladies and showed them this

glasworks:

Today I encouraged my shop drawing group to draw more chubby ladies and showed them this

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classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

(via redfingerfish)

zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

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